assgod:

I love to sneeze! It makes me feel so fuckable my nipples get hard and I am fulllllly loaded

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fiction-is-happier:

robert pattinson hearing the news

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nneeror:

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theawesomeadventurer:

nojaminmycoffee:

theawesomeadventurer:

smalltonystark:

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

yea that’s him :/

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damjamboy:

• i don’t know shit

• i don’t get stuff

• and i don’t understand things

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